While I'm on the subject. Here are some things that don't work to get your senior management position with our company:
- When asked where their CV is the applicant responds with "I heard that I am supposed to have my CV with me and I called your HR Director and asked her to print one out for you. Perhaps you can call her and see where it is."
- When asked if they have any questions about the company the applicant responds with "No, I know everything. Thank you."
- When asked if I might contact one of the applicant's bosses from a previous job: "No, I'd rather you didn't. I didn't meet his expectations and he fired me."
- Taking a mobile phone call in the middle of the interview.
- Taking another mobile phone call a few minutes later.
- Showing me a little folded vinyl "official document" and claiming that it's worth something and I should hire you.
- Stating that your wife's sister's husband's cousin works in the President's Administration and that we won't have any problems. No thanks.